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Talk about reaching....are they deliberatly looking for any reason at all to claim an offense?

http://www.cnn.com/US/9902/04/dc.word.flap/

I sense the workings of the public education system here.

Please sign Newt's Drilling Petition. I have included a link to it in the below. Thank you.

http://www.americansolutions.com/

any stretch to claim racism is valid, in some views.

I recalled those who wanted to gender-neutralize the Bible so that God would not be perceived as a male entity, so I am not surprised attempts to bleach our language of any reference to color no matter the context, would seem perfectly logical to those bent on proving everything has deliberate discriminatory intention.

Oops! Is "bleach" racist?!! Shame on me.

He toucheth the mountain - and it smokes

Impeach the 5 usurpers

Us folks who live on the Fort Worth side of things would agree that Dallas is definitely a hole.

"Austere, intolerant, well-armed, and blood-thirsty, in their own regions the Wahhabis are a distinct factor which must be taken into account" - Winston Churchill, 1921

that in Dallas, the term "black hole" has an alternative meaning known only to Mssrs. Price and Jones.

The Minority Report

When I read the words "racist" and "Dallas", the first name that came to my mind was John Wiley Price.

OK, team, here's how we solve this problem in Modern America:

Let's assemble a crack team of diversity theory academics, sensitivity trainers, scientists, psychologists, sociologists, linguists, lawyers, pundits, one of Oprah's minions, and five or six people from the Huffington Post. Get a few House members to establish a subcommittee to study it. Then we establish a new foundation and start receiving philanthropic and government grants to investigate the advertency of bias perception in the use of scientific and engineering, astronomical, medical, legal, or any other kind of term during public meetings and official proceedings.

I estimate that we can get at least $25,000 a year for everyone who contributes a few hours of their time writing a paper and drafting the final report; maybe a few all-expense paid trips to Washington to testify before the Committee. That will help them pay their American Express card bills and the tuition for their daughter at Wellesley (who is studying exactly the same thing) at Wellesley.

The most important thing is that a large portion of the Committee's and the study group's funding comes from public sources. That much is crucial. I estimate it'll take a few million to study this "black hole" problem once the true scope of the investigation is expanded to cover the entire lexicon of all the fields I mentioned above (and any I didn't) in the English language.

Could take years, but we're up to that challenge. Now, get cracking, before this thing falls into a black hole -- which according to theory take actual matter and basically compactify and rip it apart violently, under enormous pressure, acting as a kind of universal garbage disposal -- and then redisperse it through the universe as low-level quantum "background noise."

Sort of like what Congress does to your money, so it really all makes sense.

Seriously. Every town does this kind of stuff. My father's on the Board of Health and once told a joke during a meeting and was accused of making a sexist remark by someone who had a friend who wanted his seat (for the monthly paycheck). What should we do? I recommend requiring every meeting of this kind to take place in a room with a huge sledghammer hung on the wall, and require that any time someone does something this stupid, they get hit with it. Repeatedly. Until they die. That'll put a stop to this lunacy -- it won't be pretty, but it'll work.